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Publishing Shock Horror
So hands up who was shocked, amazed and disgusted that Zoe Sugg’s best-selling Girl Online was ghost-written? Really? First of all, Zoe is 24. Book writing is a long haul job and very few 24 year olds have the necessary staying power. Perhaps there was a time, when the world moved slowly, working days were long and Sunday…
Read MoreA Fashion Statement
I’m feeling a bit crushed not to have merited even a mention at this week’s Fashion Awards. I cede to no-one as Most Eclectically Dressed Novelist. In the frosty cave that passes for my book-lined den I am currently wearing: one vintage thermal vest, one long-sleeved cocoon dress, two sweaters and my old Mum’s shortie cape…
Read MoreTypes Wearing Mittens….
A gratifying response to last week’s book offer. Some readers chimed in simply to say they already have all my books – go to the top of the class! They should really get a special prize, and perhaps they will when I can think what it should be. Books are now on the way to…
Read More'Tis the Season (Almost)
This can be a depressing season for writers. Those Best Books of the Year lists start appearing in time for people to do their Christmas shopping and one must face the fact that yes, there are some brilliant writers out there talking about interesting subjects. And then there are the rest of us. There are a…
Read MoreShelf Life
What has a moose oven glove to do with novel writing? Not a lot, but bear with me. One gets to a certain point in one’s, ahem, career, when it becomes clear that The Big Breakthrough isn’t going to happen. Fifty years ago it wouldn’t have been the end of the world. Plenty of fine…
Read MoreToo Many Books, Too Lidl Time
A gratifying number of fellow ranters chimed in after my previous post. Many thanks. Not only is it encouraging to know people actually read this stuff, it is also comforting to learn that I’m not alone in being driven nuts by little (but important) things. If you’re still in the mood for things in this vein I commend to you Rod Liddle’s recent…
Read MoreTake Cover
If there’s one thing guaranteed to light my blue touch paper… okay let me back up here. There are MANY things that light my blue touch paper but in particular, recently, it’s people who say ‘haitch’. I’m not alone in this, which gives me some comfort though not a lot. There’s been quite a correspondence…
Read MoreAnd Then the Sun Came Out
After last week’s snivelling post it seems only right that I also share the joy. The Grand Duchess got a fabulous review in today’s Daily Mail. My fingers have been fairly rattling across the laptop keyboard this morning. So much so that I feel able to take the afternoon off. Well…. to go to Tesco at…
Read MoreRolling With the Punches
My official position on reviews is that authors shouldn’t read them. If they’re bad they can pull your confidence from under you like a rug on linoleum. If they’re good they may bathe you in an unmerited glow. I regret to say I abandon this position at the drop of an email. So it was…
Read MoreAuthor, Know Thyself
Whenever I have a new book out I get a welcome flurry of correspondence from readers and quite often they say something along the lines of, ‘I loved that bit where….’ Then, more often than not, I have to go rummaging through the book looking for the bit they loved but I have quite forgotten. Shocking, I know, but…
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