Another week has slipped by and I remain unemployed. The wheels of publishing grind slow. March. Normally by now I would be well into the first draft of a book. But we must enjoy what we’re given, not moither over what may be. I’m actually having fun making a pantomime cow.

So what to offer my best beloved readers? I thought I’d give you some Laurie

Graham dates for your diary.

April 23rd: birthday of Shakespeare and my Mum, and opening night of The Dress Circle in London.

May 9th:  Opening of The Dress Circle at the Brighton Fringe

August 29th: Publication of A Humble Companion as a mass market paperback.

October 10th: First publication of The Liar’s Daughter.

January 16th 2014: Opening of Jack and the Beanstalk, written and directed by yours truly, Teatro Avogaria, Dorsoduro, Venice.

Will that do you, for now?