Thank you, dear readers, for your title suggestions. Some of you went to a great deal of trouble and I make special mention of Signor Uccello for Fifty Shades of Grey Mullet. Totally unusable of course but it did brighten a wet Monday morning.
I now feel vindicated in my opinion that we need a food-related title and tomorrow I’ll be donning my armoured pinny and going into battle. My fave contenders at the moment are Guaranteed Sugar-Free and Now with Added Fibre.
If you hear the sound of machine gunfire coming from the direction of EC4 you’ll know it’s not going too well.